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  • NAME: Lebster
  • FULL NAME: Limb Biter
  • FAVORITE COLOR: red
  • FAVORITE FOOD: human legs
  • COFFEE ORDER: matcha latte
  • IDEAL DATE: beach trip!


  • entry #4


    orlando says he'll take me out on a drive soon. it won't be fun though. he's only allowed to drive in the parking lot of the high school near their house because he doesn't have a permit yet. i think he's way too old to be learning how to drive, but i'm just a shark, what do i know?

    made up with Disintegration. i said i was sorry for not letting them buy that bomb, and they forgave me. then we snuck outside and terrorized the neighbor's dogs. it's nice having a friend.



    entry #3


    listened to this great album today!

    entry #2


    had a fight with Disintegration today. we were browsing the black market and they wanted to buy a bomb. i told them orlando wouldn't like that, and they said that we could hide it from him. i said that we wouldn't be able to hide something so big, and that it wasn't right to keep lying. they tried to grab the laptop from me, so i swallowed it. then they stormed off, saying i was no fun. i hope that they'll cool off soon and see how unreasonable they were being. do you think i'm too responsible? is it ok to draw the line at mass destruction?

    entry #1


    Daily Routine:

  • wake up
  • scream
  • wake orlando
  • take a bite of his arm
  • listen to the distillers with orlando
  • steal his laptop while he's at school
  • browse the black market
  • buy a couple of human limbs for snacks
  • sleep next to the cat
  • hang out with Disintegration
  • commit arson in the backyard with Disintegration
  • orlando's home! hide the evidence
  • help orlando with homework
  • read fine literature
  • is it finally sleepy time? sleep next to orlando


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